Awww, what the hey.....TIMTOWTDI right?

use strict;
use Inline Java => << 'END_OF_JAVA';
public class FoxTrot{
  private int start = 1;
  private int times = 0;

  /** Print the thing */
  public void DoPunishment(){
   for(start = 0; start != this.getNumberOfTimes(); start++){
      System.out.println("I will not throw paper airplanes in class.")
+;
    }
  };

  /** Return the number of times the thing will be printed */
  public int getNumberOfTimes(){ return times; }

  /** Set the number of times to print the thing */
  public int setNumberOfTimes(int number)
  {
    times = number; 
    return this.getNumberOfTimes();
  }
}
END_OF_JAVA

my $Fox = new FoxTrot;
print $Fox->setNumberOfTimes('500');
print $Fox->DoPunishment();
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Update: Just made it a little easier to read