Some words in the result might appear jumbled for for ye Windowers and ye Applers (and ye BSD-ers)

You can add Linuxers to that list: I get "Just another perl5.8.8 pirate!", which is probably not what you were going for, on Gentoo. /usr/bin/perl is a symlink to perl5.8.8 here, so $^X doesn't end in /perl.

Harmless though, so now I guess I'll need to figure out what you're doing. :)