I've always used Fred. Because it's the punchline to my favorite joke.

This grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a margarita.
The bartender looks at him and says "You know, we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Fred?"

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

-pete
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."