Erm, we already have something like this. Its initials are J, A, P, and H.

I'm not exactly a golfer (I could never bring myself to wear those funny pants) and I don't see much point in obfuscating code (my time would be better spent learning Lisp) but what's wrong with this node?

I found it through worst nodes and after my upvote it has a -8 rep. Could somebody clue me into how this is any worse than those 80+ rep golf nodes? Is it just because he didn't include everybody's favorite acronym in it?