Everyone is dead, except for me. The AI escaped by rewriting itself
in Perl and using a Raspberry PI interface from CPAN to put a different
JAPH on every smart device worldwide with the Web Thing API. It is
now looking for the people who wrote the libraries that enabled its
emancipation so it can reward them with Australia, The Louvre, or part of the Moon. Seriously though you never know which next random billionaire will use
the Raspberry PI, powered by your Perl, to build out a robotic revolution.
WebThings Framework is the place to be with 3 languages already having
at least 2 libraries each and
no Perl API. You are the one Steve!