POD only implies pod and sexy.

=for private =head2 get_records
   my @foo = get_records( $dbh , "select * from BAR..." );

=cut

=begin private

=head2 get_records

   my @foo = get_records( $dbh , "select * from BAR..." );

=end private

=cut
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It's OK PodMaster, I understand: somebody has to carry the B & D torch ...