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Abstract
[bar] 69/16%
Cubism
[bar] 45/11%
Dadaism
[bar] 65/16%
Impressionism
[bar] 46/11%
Realism
[bar] 34/8%
Romanticism
[bar] 24/6%
Surrealism
[bar] 110/26%
Other
[bar] 26/6%
419 total votes
  • Comment on The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
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Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by BrowserUk (Patriarch) on Sep 01, 2009 at 11:28 UTC
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by TimToady (Parson) on Sep 09, 2009 at 01:32 UTC
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by BioLion (Curate) on Sep 01, 2009 at 17:51 UTC

    It would have to be a Vermeer ( girl with a Perl earring )? (Ahem...)

    Or better, graffiti?

  • T is definitely MTOWTDI
  • Accessible, Flexible
  • hated by purists, loved by everyone else
  • sometimes a quick and dirty five minute job, sometimes an elaborate thing of beauty
  • Plus it has already been done : Perl Monk!!
  • Just a something something...
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by ramrod (Curate) on Sep 01, 2009 at 12:47 UTC
      "You call those children's paintings?! Why, a modern artist could have done them!"

      - Stephen Fry, The Hippopotamus

      --
      tbone1, YAPS (Yet Another Perl Schlub)
      And remember, if he succeeds, so what.
      - Chick McGee

Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by shmem (Chancellor) on Sep 08, 2009 at 07:10 UTC
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by pingo (Hermit) on Sep 01, 2009 at 12:16 UTC
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by perlofwisdom (Pilgrim) on Sep 01, 2009 at 21:40 UTC
    Cubism - just enough of the picture to give you a hint of what they're on about, but obscure enough to hide safely.
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by kwaping (Priest) on Sep 01, 2009 at 23:08 UTC
    Not a painting style, but I voted Other for "... using disappearing ink".

    ---
    It's all fine and dandy until someone has to look at the code.
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by cdarke (Prior) on Sep 01, 2009 at 15:27 UTC
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by Illuminatus (Curate) on Sep 02, 2009 at 11:57 UTC
    trompe l'oeil

    barring this, I would have to say realistic, but either:

    1. done on black velvet
    2. with a group of dogs playing poker
    3. accompanied with the letters 'RTFM' presented subtly in the background

    fnord

Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by Anonymous Monk on Sep 01, 2009 at 23:59 UTC
    Minimalism
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by tbone1 (Monsignor) on Sep 02, 2009 at 12:11 UTC
    Pointillism. Deceptively simple, but there's a lot going on that you don't notice at first.

    --
    tbone1, YAPS (Yet Another Perl Schlub)
    And remember, if he succeeds, so what.
    - Chick McGee

Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by snoopy (Curate) on Sep 03, 2009 at 20:14 UTC
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by gok8000 (Scribe) on Sep 04, 2009 at 14:12 UTC
    Contemporary smart !
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by Old_Gray_Bear (Bishop) on Sep 07, 2009 at 20:11 UTC
    I vote Other -- A photograph, taken by Ralph Ellison, of Griffin, the medical student.

    ----
    I Go Back to Sleep, Now.

    OGB

      Even with the help of the omnipotent Google(tm), I have no idea what you're talking about.

      I thought obfuscation was for code, not comments...? ;)

        Try Wikipedia, then. Wikipedia is an omniscient brain. Google is a mass of disentangled neurons.

        Griffin is the name of the character in H. G. Wells' novel The Invisible Man who discovers the means of making people invisible.

        Ralph Ellison wrote a novel called Invisible Man, but the subject matter is entirely different.

        The point being, I suppose, that Anonymous Monk is an Invisible Man.

        Between the mind which plans and the hands which build, there must be a mediator... and this mediator must be the heart.
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by Grey Fox (Chaplain) on Sep 09, 2009 at 16:06 UTC
    Impressionism - For it's only through there words do we get a true impression of them.
    -- Grey Fox
    "We are grey. We stand between the darkness and the light" B5
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by theorbtwo (Prior) on Sep 09, 2009 at 23:29 UTC

    Impressionist -- showing just enough detail to give the viewer a place to hang their preconcived notions on.

Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by ww (Archbishop) on Sep 01, 2009 at 23:50 UTC
    Getting a little more specific re ramrod's suggestion above:

    The collected wall-works of a three-year-old with crayons.

Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by leocharre (Priest) on Sep 04, 2009 at 03:21 UTC
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by Anonymous Monk on Sep 01, 2009 at 11:24 UTC
        How Gavin of you to say that!
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by doug (Pilgrim) on Sep 14, 2009 at 15:54 UTC

    whitewash

Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by Bloodnok (Vicar) on Sep 07, 2009 at 09:19 UTC
    There's an awful lot of AM postings (mine included) that are a load of Pollocks :-D

    Apologies if it's a bit obvious, but somebody had to say it...

    A user level that continues to overstate my experience :-))
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by wjw (Priest) on Sep 14, 2009 at 06:43 UTC
    ..when I think about it, anonymity seems very surreal. If I as a monk, emulated an anonymous sub, would I suddenly spring into existence...only to be garbage collected later? ..hmmm..now how would Dali have portrayed such an event...?
    • ...the majority is always wrong, and always the last to know about it...
    • The Spice must flow...
    • ..by my will, and by will alone.. I set my mind in motion
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by tbone1 (Monsignor) on Sep 16, 2009 at 12:46 UTC
    Given some code I saw yesterday, how about "just slosh it all over, let the compiler figure it out!"

    Honestly, there are times when I view code (regardless of language) and wonder just how the person who wrote it manages to brush their own teeth without winding up in the hospital.

    Okay, done with kvetching.

    --
    tbone1, YAPS (Yet Another Perl Schlub)
    And remember, if he succeeds, so what.
    - Chick McGee

Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by Anonymous Monk on Sep 21, 2009 at 20:41 UTC
    ASCII ART!
    (re: the camel code)
    and to exemplify the "line noise" accusation

      Nice idea! But only if it is good quality ascii-art. And that means Perl-generated :)


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      In the absence of evidence, opinion is indistinguishable from prejudice.
Re: The most appropriate style for a painting of Anonymous Monk is:
by Anonymous Monk on Sep 14, 2009 at 14:31 UTC
    COWBOY NEAL ! ! IE. NO CHANGE

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