If they're the proper size (XL), the answer is (in one's best wise old owl voice):
"One<gulp>, Two<gulp>, Three<gulp>...<sound of head hitting floor> - Three!"

There should be a quest to come up with some sort of perl drinking game. I'm not really sure what such a game would entail, but my guilines for such a game would be:

1. Must involve obfus or JAPH code
2. Drinks must be served in those cheapy beach-buckets that you buy for your kids at Kmart
3. Two words: flippers and road-flares

Any ideas?

The Autonomic Pilot; it's FunkyTown, babe.

• #perlmonks and
• Diablo 2 as I
• plot my boss' demise. I think he may be onto me, though. So when he tried to confront me about it, I pretended to
• space out while thinking up the best way to
• fork() bomb the guy in the next cubicle while I sip a
• vodka smoothie and pretend everything's fine and dandy.

Kevman,

If there was a quake option it would have to be split into several categories (of which I play at least):
• Quake Net
• Quake World
• Q3A
• Team Fortress
I left out Quake 2 for obvious reasons.. Its like Quake 1 on valium. :)

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# Trust no1!

I think its a case of "put favorite multiplayer game here"
Although from what I have heard, Diablo 2 has a couple of problems
especially when playing online (Battle.net).

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Or an "all of the above" plus:
• coding like a banshee
• driving co-workers insane with loud music
• remembering lunch fondly (ahh, the joys of having an office next door to a Vietnamese restaurant)

uh... infoninja... how does a banshee code?

Careful now, if you accomplish all of these in one afternoon, they may expect you to become more productive.

Or they might give you a raise. Its a tough call.