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Looking for my ppm repository? go to http://crazyinsomniac.perlmonk.org/perl/ppm/ || http://crazyinsomniac.perlmonk.org/perl/ppm/5.8/ and be sure to read.
You wanna write your own pod translator, you should only use Pod::Tree and only need Pod::Tree dump for the stealing, even if you choose to simply walk the tree (or maybe Pod::Simple, which is shaping up to be quite nice).
I keep looking this up perl -MActivePerl::DocTools -e ActivePerl::DocTools::WriteTOC();
From the amtrak station to the IHOP in 2 miles
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Are you a sadist?
Sat Jul 6 11:09:01 2002 ~ Installing linux again, and so far, I absolutely despize Debian (piece of shit). Its worse to configure than RedHat. I'm falling in love with Mandrake (and i'm talking as a "desktop" system).
The only book I ever endorsed is Computer Networks and Internets.
I have become aware through my stumblings about the internet, a growing trend: people create download mirrors, and mangle the url to hide that fact from you, stopping you from using the oh so familiar save-as feature ... i'm not opposed to mirrors, but why make the damn url look like a direct link????? damn idiots!! And what's more, more and more big sites like http://ati.com/ are beginning to suck
Some time passsed, and I met merlyn, dws, and the wallrus ;)(btw - now I use AbiWord exclusively)
I wen't to a usenix BoF on Thursday Nov 08 2001, met Vynce and blakem.
On October 31, 2001, All Hallows Eve, at 7:30am sharp, I will officially become became an American Citizen (btw - one with wheels ;D).
US Naturalization Test (Monday, September 17, 2001) I passed - however, the INS still has to do a background check on me (again). I also learned that even though I am registered for selective service, if the US goes to war, and there is a draft, all "new" citizens since August, 2001, would be the 1st group to be put through the draft lotto. That is kinda serious.
FARMERS INSURANCE GROUP
August 20, 2001
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############
San Jose, CA 95###
RE:........
Dear Mr. ############ (me)
This letter is in regards to the auto accident you were involved in on May 11, 2001. After completion of our investigation we have found that Melinda ############ was at fault for the accident on May 11, 2001. ... pursuing a claim ... ;DDDDD
'# file://closure.vbs '# my first vb script %^O(stripped of Sub) poruka = "Pray to go, then learn perl." titula = "How do I create closures in VB?" MsgBox poruka, vbInformation, titula '
Here's a handy conversion table: Access through... Perl 5 Perl 6 ================= ====== ====== Scalar variable $foo $foo Array variable $foo[$n] @foo[$n] Hash variable $foo{$k} %foo{$k} Array reference $foo->[$n] $foo[$n] (or $foo.[$n] +) Hash reference $foo->{$k} $foo{$k} (or $foo.{$k} +) Code reference $foo->(@a) $foo(@a) (or $foo.(@a) +) Array slice @foo[@ns] @foo[@ns] Hash slice @foo{@ks} %foo{@ks} print $x; # $x evaluates to scalar print $y[1]; # $y[1] evaluates to scalar print $z{a}; # $z{a} evaluates to scalar print $yref->[1]; # $yref->[1] evaluates to scal +ar print $zref->{a}; # $zref->{a} evaluates to scal +ar print @y; # @y evaluates to list print @y[2,3]; # @y[2,3] evaluates to list print @z{'b','c'}; # @z{'b','c'} evaluates to lis +t print @{$yref}[2,3]; # @{$yref}[2,3] evaluates to l +ist print @{$zref}{'b','c'}; # @{zyref}{'b','c'} evaluates +to list print %z; # %z evaluates to hash
Heed the call. Arm yourselves with thought, passion and compassion, and most importantly patience, for it gives you time to reflect. Go ahead, be a better person, be a good person, I dare ya.
Back just for the heck of it, a list of monks I like:
davorg - "The first rule of Perl club is you don't talk about Perl club." -- I'd have a beer with him
btrott - author of the KICKASS!!!! Net::SSH::Perl
Erudil - you better believe it,he is real.
chromatic - feed the fire, have a jellybean
ar0n - no more dexter, but he's still cool.
epoptai - good guy, former longhair, maker of MTV.
Petruchio - yeah he's kind of old, but he's got carrots =;0)
damian1301 - often i ask myself: "What made him say that? Could it be, SATAN?"
perl -e "print 'Damian ', 13>>01, 13>>0>>1, 13>>1"
meonkeys - good stuff
KM - I wonder why(*hint*hint*) I like him so much(my 1st perl teacher)
mdillon - StringTokenizer - chomp trim it's all good.
boo_radley - i knew he'd end up here(thanx 4 dis)
Beatnik - Hariette, oh Hariette...
cow - moo
Malkavian - good quote(Demented/deluded 4 ever)
BooK - everybody needs one, bottoms up <A HREF="/index.pl?node_id=21732&lastnode_id=10277&op=message&message=/me+shares+a+pint+of+cgi-gin+with+crazy+and+book">%-)
davorg - The greatest perl munger that ever lived (his personal http://www.dave.org.uk/ and corporate http://www.mag-sol.com/ web sites)
lemming - I just think that monks who quote pod are damn sexy (you can be one too)
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I too have a quotes section
jcwren: Sue, shut up. You're getting annoying.
jcwren: Actually, you *are* annoying.
AgentM has never met a crazier insomniac.
<a> night all, sleep tye-ght, don't let crazyinsomniac bite
<epoptai> he likes to dive into empty swimming pools =)
<epoptai> says yea it doesn't properly sort negative reps, hehe, but that's a feature!
Petruchio concurrs... since, of course, it takes brains to be braindead. :-)
lzcd(Re: cookies) In life, one discovers a sort of person that, when about to be murdered in a rather slow, painful and quite disgusting manner by a raving launatic, is likely to ask "Excuse me. Do you like Carob?".
<KM>Hire pixel gnomes to look at all the images.
<tilly> ... and it is more flexbile.
Petruchio says I have certain standards to uphold... if I don't work hard with the time I've got, I might wind up having to hand in readable code. ;-)
<AgentM> crazyinsomniac: ...just four painted, dancing homosexuals?
<Sherlock> i spotted this in Ovid's latest node: Don't reuse bad code...how does the saying go..."Don't polish a turd" ;)
and others nodes that i like, or just plain piss me off
Why our company doesn't use Perl :(
Pi calculator
(how work?) Re: 7 lines of Magic
download part of remote files- a perfectly good question, met by ignorance.
What the heck does this mean?
Counting number of characters in a string
Perltail - and one of the greats has a quart of cgi-gin %-)
Load file into a scalar without File::Slurp
Strung Out -by- MeowChow(Tiger Woods) - pure evil genious
New!Mommy, what does $this mean?
My new, new sig:
______crazyinsomniac_____________________________ Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. perl -e "$q=$_;map({chr unpack qq;H*;,$_}split(q;;,q*H*));print;$q/$q;" |
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S. Thompson "I reset my mind via sex. No frills. No hang-ups. No complications. Very possibly the way it should be."- natacha merritt
Banf and only Banf (the Math section)
2p-1(2p-1) Help, help, i fell off the list!) If you're ever in need of a suite at a fully booked hotel, just ask the clerk this: you: "Well if the president of *insert country here* showed up you'd find him a room." clerk: "Well ofcourse, he's the president." you: "And, is the president here today?" clerk: "No sir, he is not." you: "Well then give me his room ;)" |
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don't blame me for this idea, it's [ar0n]'s fault!