<karlmex> So a friend of mine got back from Amsterdam a few months bac
+k, after spending a stint there with a bunch of his mates. Told me q
+uite possibly one of the funniest stories I’ve heard. They had picked
+ up some shrooms and acid, and decided to take it in the wee hours of
+ the morning, and spend the day exploring the city while they tripped
+…sure enough 20min into it, one of the group vanishes. So, after 7 or
+ so hours of struggling to search for their lost friend, they decide
+it’d be best to head back to their hotel, sober up, regroup, and go l
+ooking when the gears worn off and they’d be of more use.
<tubs> lol k
<karlmex> Anyway, upon arrival at the hotel, surprise suprise they fin
+d their friend standing in the lobby, dazed and staring at the ceilin
+g muttering to himself. Understandably they were all pissed off with
+ him for making them worry and bringing their trip down as a result o
+f their half assed search. However all the friend can reply with is “
+this fucking town is full of gremlins!”… They tried to calm him down
+and tell him that it was the acid making him hallucinate, to which he
+ replied “I knew you’d say that so I captured one and locked it in th
+e bathroom…”
<tubs> lol?
<karlmex> as you’d expect they thought he was losing the plot, but he
+insisted they come to his room and look for themselves. So, they head
+ to the room, and sure enough, the bathroom door is baracaded shut wi
+th chairs, lamps, mattress and the bed…they're getting a little worri
+ed now, so they cautiously move the furniture away and inch the door
+open…
<tubs> and??
<karlmex> ...Laying on the floor is a 10 year old kid with Down syndro
+me grinning ear to ear.
<tubs> lol dude that's fucked up
<karlmex> The mate had come across one of those outing groups or retar
+ded kids - freaked out, balled up one of those poor little bastards c
+arried him back to the room and locked him in the bathroom for proof…
<tubs> lol god man
<karlmex> anyway, luckily the kid had one of those ID cards saying “hi
+ my name is Ted, I live at blah blah” lol so yea, took the poor kid t
+o the lobby, called the cops and did a runner before they arrived lol
+.
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