I make no apologies for this...it came to me while I was...ermmm...meditating in the Monastery bathroom :)
update Darn - I forgot to close the door again...oh well, Larry'll close it for me:)
/me suddenly wonders if this crops up regularily, as it were....open (HANDLE,$door); flock (HANDLE,LOCK_EX); push; push; push; pop; my $handle = new IO::File "lavatory", "w"; $handle->flush(); flock (HANDLE,LOCK_UN); exit;
update Darn - I forgot to close the door again...oh well, Larry'll close it for me:)
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Re: Potty humour...
by YuckFoo (Abbot) on Mar 20, 2003 at 17:31 UTC | |
by benn (Vicar) on Mar 20, 2003 at 19:26 UTC | |
Re: Potty humour...
by outcast (Monk) on Apr 17, 2003 at 07:21 UTC |
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