My favorite non-meta poll idea that gives a poll as an answer is:

• Favorite procrastination activity
• This sentence no...
• When the weather outside is frightful (giving you a day from the office)...
• If PerlMonks.com was to start charging for access, I would be willing to pay:
• A sure sign of the apocalypse:
• Do not vote on this poll!
• The most important thing I have ever forgotten to do because I was writing code was:
• My favorite non-infinite-loop is: