I had a news article in my brain but now it is gone. I'll update this post when it pops back in my brain.

I'm sorry, but I just asked my girlfriend to marry me earlier today and my brain is now gone. I do promise to update this node with appropriate perl news in a day or so. Right now is too much to think.

Update:

#!/bin/perl

use strict;
use warnings;

use Proposal_class;

my $gf_name = "Rebecca";
my $proposal = $Proposal_class->new();

$proposal->purchase_ring(-max => 2500, -options => [ 'gold band', 'med
+ium rock' ] );
$proposal->hide_ring(-where => 'box of chocolates');
$proposal->dinner(-where => 'future inlaws place', -what => 'sloppy jo
+es');
$proposal->bending_of_knee(-who => 'girlfriend with flu', -where => 'l
+iving room');
$proposal->ask($gf_name . ", will you marry me?");
$prososal->end;
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