Mac::Knife

Rhys has asked for the wisdom of the Perl Monks concerning the following question:

So I've been thinking about writing the aforementioned module, just for the pun. Does anyone have any ideas on what it should do? :-)

--J

P.S. This is a joke. Read the subject lines of the previous two SoPW nodes here and here to get it.

P.P.S. But don't let that stop you from replying! ;-)

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Re: Mac::Knife by rlb3 (Deacon) on Sep 18, 2004 at 17:34 UTC
Killing processes... :) rlb3	[reply]
Re^2: Mac::Knife by Rhys (Pilgrim) on Sep 18, 2004 at 17:40 UTC
Hmm... not bad. `use Mac::Knife; my $knife = new Mac::Knife(); $knife->slash($pid); # kill -TERM $knife->filet($pid); # kill -KILL $knife->sharpen(); # renice -10 $$` [download] :-D --J	[reply] [d/l]
Re: Mac::Knife by jZed (Prior) on Sep 18, 2004 at 17:40 UTC
MP3 Ripping?	[reply]
Re^2: Mac::Knife by Rhys (Pilgrim) on Sep 18, 2004 at 17:58 UTC
Also not bad... `use Mac::Knife; my $knife = new Mac::Knife( DestDir => './music/mp3s', Source => '/dev/cdrom' ); $knife->cut; # Check it out. Another pun! :-)` [download] --J	[reply] [d/l]
Re^3: Mac::Knife by FoxtrotUniform (Prior) on Sep 18, 2004 at 19:21 UTC
Might `Mac::Knife::SwissArmy` both kill processes and rip MP3s? `-- F o x t r o t U n i f o r m Found a typo in this node? /msg me % man 3 strfry`	[reply] [d/l]
Re^4: Mac::Knife by Nkuvu (Priest) on Sep 18, 2004 at 19:27 UTC
Re^5: Mac::Knife by Rhys (Pilgrim) on Sep 18, 2004 at 19:48 UTC
Re^3: Mac::Knife by NetWallah (Canon) on Sep 18, 2004 at 20:54 UTC
Re:MP3 Ripping? Shouldn't this job be in a Jack::Ripper module ? Earth first! (We'll rob the other planets later)	[reply]