in reply to Perl losing, unfairly

You know, you really shouldn't get too worked up about these things. Generally speaking, the kind of people who do those sorts of contests are people without enough skill to get paid to spend their time doing the thing they are allegedly experts in.

(Note to self: try to make that sentence run on even longer ...)

tbone1, YAPS (Yet Another Perl Schlub)
And remember, if he succeeds, so what.
- Chick McGee