What about:

use Insanity::Mass:Hysteria;

$mass_hysteria = Insanity::Mass::Hysteria->new();
$mass_hysteria->create();
while($age < 33) {
   $mass_hysteria->increase();
}
die("on cross");
sleep 259200;
$mass_hysteria->increase()
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I have no idea how old Jesus was, but a source told me he reached 33. And yes, it doesn't make sense to put any code after a 'die', but then again, IMHO, so doesn't the whole story ;)

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