I bet this is goint to be the weirdest entry unless somebody comes up with a Brainf*ck implementation.
use Acme::Chef;
print Acme::Chef->compile(join '', <DATA>)->execute();
__DATA__
Roasted black board with grinded chalk.
Ingredients.
73 students
32 teachers
119 chairs
105 tables
108 pieces of chalk
108 black boards
32 hectolitres of coffee
110 paper planes
111 pencils
116 sheets of paper
32 pieces of bread
116 minutes of spare time
104 nuts
114 olives
111 computers
119 g chocolate
32 kg flour
112 g salt
97 bottles of whisky
112 ski masks
101 perl hackers
114 ways to write code
32 characters
97 sheep
105 litres of vinegar
114 brt of oil
112 beds
108 golf clubs
97 beginners
110 benchmarks
101 monks
115 mails
32 trojans
105 worms
110 security bulletins
32 microsoft spokespeople
99 aol cds
108 start menus
97 shells
115 cshs
115 kshs
46 bashes
32 kg stuff
500 bottles of vodka
Method.
Put stuff into mixing bowl. Put bashes into mixing bowl.
Put kshs into mixing bowl. Put cshs into mixing bowl. Put shells
into mixing bowl. Put start menus into mixing bowl. Put aol cds
into mixing bowl. Put microsoft spokespeople into mixing bowl. Put
security bulletins into mixing bowl. Put worms into mixing bowl.
Put trojans into mixing bowl. Put mails into mixing bowl. Put monks
into mixing bowl. Put benchmarks into mixing bowl. Put beginners
into mixing bowl. Put golf clubs into mixing bowl. Put beds into
mixing bowl. Put brt of oil into mixing bowl. Put litres of vinegar
into mixing bowl. Put sheep into mixing bowl. Put characters into
mixing bowl. Put ways to write code into mixing bowl. Put perl
hackers into mixing bowl. Put ski masks into mixing bowl. Put
bottles of whisky into mixing bowl. Put salt into mixing bowl. Put
flour into mixing bowl. Put chocolate into mixing bowl. Put
computers into mixing bowl. Put olives into mixing bowl. Put nuts
into mixing bowl. Put minutes of spare time into mixing bowl. Put
pieces of bread into mixing bowl. Put sheets of paper into mixing
bowl. Put pencils into mixing bowl. Put paper planes into mixing
bowl. Put hectolitres of coffee into mixing bowl. Put black boards
into mixing bowl. Put pieces of chalk into mixing bowl. Put tables
into mixing bowl. Put chairs into mixing bowl. Put teachers into
mixing bowl. Put students into mixing bowl.Liquify contents of the
mixing bowl. Waste the bottles of vodka. Pour contents of the mixing
bowl into the baking dish. Drink the bottles of vodka until wasted.
Serves 1.
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