Just something for fun, passing time on a lazy day.
chdir "/usr/local/bar" or die "You must go home: $!\n";
while ($time_to_go > time()) {
seek $friends, $laughter, $relaxation;
if ((rand($order)) == $shots) {
$alcohol =~ s/beer/whiskey/;
}
grep $alcohol, @bartender;
$again = pop @_top;
chomp $peanuts;
if (my (@wife) = caller) {
$excuse = tell I_AM_NOT_HERE;
}
}
close BAR;
return $home;
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
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