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When in the Course of the Web's events, it becomes necessary for one website's users to dissolve the bands which have connected them with another user, and to assume among the powers of the network, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of The Web and of The Internet's Nature entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all monks are created equal, that they are endowed by vroom with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Anonymity and the pursuit of Perlness. --That whenever any Monk becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the the other Monks to downvote or to squelch him, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Sanity and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Monks long established should not be banned for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that monkkind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by banning the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and tirades, posting invariably the same Material, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Monks, and to provide new Monks for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Monks; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Freedom of Monks. The history of the present sundialsvc4 of Perl Monks is a history of repeated complaints and scrawls, all having in direct object the establishment of nonsense throught this Site. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.