Inspired by this bit of history (Chapter 7 intro) of Cozen's Perl 5 Internals tutorial:

In 1996, someone
* (I think it was Chip. Must check.)
announced a challenge - the first person to write a compiler suite for Perl would win a
laptop. Malcolm Beattie stepped up to the challenge, and won the laptop with his B
suite of modules. Many of these modules have now been brought into the Perl core as
standard modules.

1. Perl inteligensia lock themselves in a dark, smokey room - not being allowed to leave until they generate a minimal^funperlish "spec" for OOP Perl.
2. Said spec is published with the offer that the first person to publish a $WORKING CPAN module implement it (maybe to an agreed upon top level name space like O:: meant for other implementations) will win a laptop.
3. Implementation also gets included in Perl core. (this avoids "15th competing standard" problem)
4. Continue to encourage others to throw their own implementation under said official namespace or (better) work to improve the first one that is created that works.

Goals:

• make it fun, build some excitement,bring everyone (or most everyone) back together
• focus on a minimal spec mostly unconnected to silly implementation details
• encourage participation and competition from everyone
• make the weight of one's opinion on the matter comensurate with their actual code contributions
• create a spec worthy of perl and all that is loved about it

What do I mean by minimal?

• as simple as possible, but not simpler
• won't prevent future phases or extensions
• doesn't necessarily require much or any internals hacking
• lets us Perl golf and doesn't constrain us to putt-putt

If we can get something like this going at the highest levels, I will be the first one to throw down $50 in escrow. If it succeeds, I'd be happy to throw in more towards buying the winner a laptop.

And not to spoil it with my opinion, but I think whomever is involved in the minimal (and fun and perlish) spec creation should at least do themselves the favor of taking a look at how Qore presents OOP in a very Perl-like language. That's not necessarily an endorsement, I don't think it's perlish or fun enough; but it is one more source of inspiration (yanno that we can steal).