"There's something very important I forgot to tell you... Don't cross the memes. It would be bad. Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light." - Egan Spengler

In other words, I really like this idea, but in the how-to node, we would definitely need a tutorial on proper meme usage. Perhaps something KnowYourMeme-ish, but not so obnoxious. And, of course, there is the Periodic Table of Advice Animals!

Uh oh, it just dawned on me.... Advice Dog generally gives bad advice. But really, who better to get bad advice from than a cute dog!