I personally don't think that /^$/ is more perlish than eq "" is. Neither is a different layout or the use of single quotes versus the use of double quotes or the use of statement modifiers (action if expression) is better or more modern than (expression and action).
Modern perl offers more optimizer paths internally, and that is needed because there are so many ways to address a problem. The best way is the way than gets the job done in a manner that the whole team agrees with and is done in a way that the maintainer 5 years from now can still read. Squeezing out nanoseconds on statements that are only visited once in the lifecycle of a program is useless. If the statement however is visited millions of times it might be worthwhile to bench the effect. And the still, it might be only a vilid optimization on that local machine with that build of perl on that architecture.
I did try your test on the 85 perl builds I have available (all build with the same configuration) and I just noted that threaded perls all came in much slower than unthreaded perls.
rank elapsed cuser csys pass perl perl
+ rank
==== ========== ======= ======= ==== ================= ==============
+=== ====
1 0.00363 0.000 0.010 FAIL base/perl5.00504 /pro/bin/perl
+ 19
2 0.00912 0.000 0.000 FAIL base/perl5.00307 /usr/bin/perl
+ 34
3 0.02307 0.000 0.000 FAIL base/perl5.00503 base/perl5.003
+07 2
4 0.07953 0.000 0.010 FAIL base/perl5.00405 base/perl5.004
+05 4
5 2.61894 2.580 0.010 PASS base/perl5.6.2 base/perl5.005
+03 3
6 2.68016 2.630 0.020 PASS base/perl5.6.1 base/perl5.005
+04 1
7 2.68523 2.660 0.010 PASS base/perl5.6.0 base/perl5.6.0
+ 7
8 2.83037 2.800 0.010 PASS base/perl5.8.0 base/perl5.6.1
+ 6
9 2.88885 2.720 0.010 PASS base/perl5.8.3 base/tperl5.6.
+1 12
10 2.91004 2.720 0.010 PASS base/perl5.8.2 base/perl5.6.2
+ 5
11 2.91830 2.750 0.010 PASS base/perl5.8.7 base/tperl5.6.
+2 18
12 2.92083 2.900 0.020 PASS base/tperl5.6.1 base/perl5.8.0
+ 8
13 2.92413 2.750 0.010 PASS base/perl5.8.8 base/tperl5.8.
+0 20
14 2.93176 2.720 0.010 PASS base/perl5.8.5 base/perl5.8.1
+ 15
15 2.93800 2.730 0.020 PASS base/perl5.8.1 base/tperl5.8.
+1 23
16 2.94319 2.740 0.010 PASS base/perl5.8.4 base/perl5.8.2
+ 10
17 2.94600 2.690 0.010 PASS base/perl5.8.6 base/tperl5.8.
+2 24
18 3.00963 2.990 0.010 PASS base/tperl5.6.2 base/perl5.8.3
+ 9
19 3.06281 3.020 0.020 PASS /pro/bin/perl base/tperl5.8.
+3 25
20 3.09148 3.070 0.020 PASS base/tperl5.8.0 base/perl5.8.4
+ 16
21 3.10270 2.860 0.040 PASS base/perl5.8.9 base/tperl5.8.
+4 27
22 3.17054 3.000 0.020 PASS base/tperl5.8.7 base/perl5.8.5
+ 14
23 3.18847 3.010 0.010 PASS base/tperl5.8.1 base/tperl5.8.
+5 28
24 3.20540 3.030 0.020 PASS base/tperl5.8.2 base/perl5.8.6
+ 17
25 3.24457 3.070 0.000 PASS base/tperl5.8.3 base/tperl5.8.
+6 30
26 3.29392 3.110 0.010 PASS base/tperl5.8.8 base/perl5.8.7
+ 11
27 3.29553 3.080 0.010 PASS base/tperl5.8.4 base/tperl5.8.
+7 22
28 3.30491 3.010 0.010 PASS base/tperl5.8.5 base/perl5.8.8
+ 13
29 3.31124 3.030 0.070 PASS base/perl5.10.1 base/tperl5.8.
+8 26
30 3.32899 3.090 0.010 PASS base/tperl5.8.6 base/perl5.8.9
+ 21
31 3.43455 3.160 0.040 PASS base/perl5.10.0 base/tperl5.8.
+9 46
32 3.43906 3.120 0.070 PASS base/perl5.12.0 base/perl5.10.
+0 31
33 3.44477 3.110 0.060 PASS base/perl5.13.4 base/tperl5.10
+.0 55
34 3.52390 3.390 0.000 PASS /usr/bin/perl base/perl5.10.
+1 29
35 3.52483 3.210 0.020 PASS base/perl5.13.8 base/tperl5.10
+.1 60
36 3.52753 3.250 0.030 PASS base/perl5.13.6 base/perl5.11.
+0 52
37 3.54057 3.250 0.010 PASS base/perl5.13.5 base/tperl5.11
+.0 62
38 3.55223 3.320 0.010 PASS base/perl5.14.0 base/perl5.11.
+1 56
39 3.55414 3.200 0.080 PASS base/perl5.11.2 base/tperl5.11
+.1 72
40 3.55444 3.120 0.070 PASS base/perl5.13.2 base/perl5.11.
+2 39
41 3.57146 3.150 0.070 PASS base/perl5.13.1 base/tperl5.11
+.2 71
42 3.57274 3.260 0.100 PASS base/perl5.14.1 base/perl5.11.
+3 51
43 3.59174 3.310 0.060 PASS base/perl5.13.11 base/tperl5.11
+.3 75
44 3.59178 3.200 0.090 PASS base/perl5.12.4 base/perl5.11.
+4 45
45 3.59741 3.160 0.060 PASS base/perl5.11.4 base/tperl5.11
+.4 79
46 3.61302 3.240 0.060 PASS base/tperl5.8.9 base/perl5.11.
+5 50
47 3.61401 3.300 0.010 PASS base/perl5.12.3 base/tperl5.11
+.5 64
48 3.63592 3.330 0.080 PASS base/perl5.13.10 base/perl5.12.
+0 32
49 3.64948 3.290 0.010 PASS base/perl5.12.1 base/tperl5.12
+.0 73
50 3.65347 3.240 0.070 PASS base/perl5.11.5 base/perl5.12.
+1 49
51 3.65606 3.220 0.070 PASS base/perl5.11.3 base/tperl5.12
+.1 65
52 3.69079 3.250 0.080 PASS base/perl5.11.0 base/perl5.12.
+2 58
53 3.69301 3.260 0.070 PASS base/perl5.13.3 base/tperl5.12
+.2 84
54 3.71434 3.320 0.080 PASS base/perl5.13.9 base/perl5.12.
+3 47
55 3.72287 3.460 0.070 PASS base/tperl5.10.0 base/tperl5.12
+.3 82
56 3.72652 3.270 0.090 PASS base/perl5.11.1 base/perl5.12.
+4 44
57 3.73024 3.330 0.050 PASS base/perl5.13.7 base/tperl5.12
+.4 85
58 3.75741 3.280 0.090 PASS base/perl5.12.2 base/perl5.13.
+0 59
59 3.77567 3.390 0.060 PASS base/perl5.13.0 base/tperl5.13
+.0 77
60 3.88845 3.640 0.000 PASS base/tperl5.10.1 base/perl5.13.
+1 41
61 3.95350 3.700 0.050 PASS base/tperl5.13.10 base/tperl5.13
+.1 66
62 3.99173 3.630 0.060 PASS base/tperl5.11.0 base/perl5.13.
+2 40
63 3.99887 3.720 0.080 PASS base/tperl5.14.0 base/tperl5.13
+.2 78
64 3.99972 3.690 0.070 PASS base/tperl5.11.5 base/perl5.13.
+3 53
65 4.00705 3.730 0.010 PASS base/tperl5.12.1 base/tperl5.13
+.3 80
66 4.02853 3.710 0.080 PASS base/tperl5.13.1 base/perl5.13.
+4 33
67 4.04036 3.740 0.020 PASS base/tperl5.13.6 base/tperl5.13
+.4 83
68 4.04658 3.740 0.020 PASS base/tperl5.13.5 base/perl5.13.
+5 37
69 4.06868 3.820 0.010 PASS base/tperl5.13.9 base/tperl5.13
+.5 68
70 4.07103 3.870 0.040 PASS base/tperl5.13.11 base/perl5.13.
+6 36
71 4.07516 3.700 0.100 PASS base/tperl5.11.2 base/tperl5.13
+.6 67
72 4.09376 3.760 0.060 PASS base/tperl5.11.1 base/perl5.13.
+7 57
73 4.11930 3.790 0.030 PASS base/tperl5.12.0 base/tperl5.13
+.7 81
74 4.11944 3.870 0.010 PASS base/tperl5.14.1 base/perl5.13.
+8 35
75 4.13039 3.800 0.050 PASS base/tperl5.11.3 base/tperl5.13
+.8 76
76 4.13756 3.750 0.060 PASS base/tperl5.13.8 base/perl5.13.
+9 54
77 4.14126 3.860 0.030 PASS base/tperl5.13.0 base/tperl5.13
+.9 69
78 4.14612 3.740 0.070 PASS base/tperl5.13.2 base/perl5.13.
+10 48
79 4.16076 3.830 0.080 PASS base/tperl5.11.4 base/tperl5.13
+.10 61
80 4.17469 3.690 0.080 PASS base/tperl5.13.3 base/perl5.13.
+11 43
81 4.17835 3.720 0.120 PASS base/tperl5.13.7 base/tperl5.13
+.11 70
82 4.20535 3.820 0.090 PASS base/tperl5.12.3 base/perl5.14.
+0 38
83 4.21454 3.880 0.080 PASS base/tperl5.13.4 base/tperl5.14
+.0 63
84 4.21915 3.780 0.100 PASS base/tperl5.12.2 base/perl5.14.
+1 42
85 4.23053 3.860 0.010 PASS base/tperl5.12.4 base/tperl5.14
+.1 74
Another point in your post includes the work against databases. In my experience, the database is always slower than your perl script, so the gain of a few microseconds in using a syntax that you like/dislike is lost against milliseconds you loose with every database access.
Enjoy, Have FUN! H.Merijn