On April Fools' Day, I'll...

• be dressed in motley
• be playing The Fool
• still be a The Fool
• be trying to fool you
• be perpetrating a Perl-ish prank (nominations invited)
• be executing a non-programming prank
• be wondering whether it's Iron Pyrites
• be practicing to avoid Fool's Mate
• be still together with my money (little though it is)
• be trying to amuse you
• be wondering why yyyy/4/1 is associated with foolishness
• Still be writing scripts without use strict; and use warnings;