Just an anonyrnous Perl hacker.
When I met Perl in 1993 (v4.036 at the time), it was love at first sight, and we've been good friends ever since.
Seeing that my latest 10 nodes have climbed to a whopping average rep of 3, I figured you no longer want my contributions. So go and solve your problems yourself.
Maybe something to think about next time you vote.