Perl!

Whoah Perl!  You got more game than the rest.

Perl!

Whoah Perl!  You got your claws in my chest.

Perl!

Whoah Perl!  You got $foo, $bar and $valance.

Perl!

Whoah Perl!  You in-cre-ment my $bankBalance.

Perl!

Whoah Perl!  You make me undef() my friends.

Perl!

Whoah Perl!  This love-affair will never end.
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