Perl!
Whoah Perl! You got more game than the rest.
Perl!
Whoah Perl! You got your claws in my chest.
Perl!
Whoah Perl! You got $foo, $bar and $valance.
Perl!
Whoah Perl! You in-cre-ment my $bankBalance.
Perl!
Whoah Perl! You make me undef() my friends.
Perl!
Whoah Perl! This love-affair will never end.