This second Hole is giving me a freakin headache.. __LINE__ appeared to be a *constant in the true sense so i had to go with

perl -e; -e; -e; -e; -e "goto TPC";
123456789-123456789-123456789-12345
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35 big ones in about 1 hour
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perl -e; -e; -e; -e; -e "goto TPC"
123456789-123456789-123456789-1234
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34 and i'm being downvoted already, just let me have a go at this guys, you can show off your dandy Golf later ok?
It's not like I ever mingle into any of the other Golf compo's...

Jorg

"Do or do not, there is no try" -- Yoda