Wait, am I fictional again? I'd better check. There's no point in my writing a bio if I'm only going to mutate, is there? Perhaps I'll give you a sketch of my now, which will be then by the time you read it. Words fail me.

I am new to Perl. I've been turning the home computers of old ladies into lean machines for years. Only now have I begun the path to building my own tools. This way, I can live in.doors and harvest my own electrons.