If I wasn't a Programmer, what I'd like to do is

• be a Mad Scientist
• be a Mad Engineer
• run my own Vinyard
• run my own Distillery
• run my own Brewery
• be a Poet
• be a Writer
• be a Critic
• Act
• be a Porn Star
• run for public office
• Teach
• Travel
• be the Captain of my own Starship
• do stand-up comedy
• Struggle for World Domination
• some combination of the above
• other

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