• Dr. Manhattan, all-wise, all-powerful
• Ozymandias: there's got to be a better way than what's currently being done
• the Comedian, TMTOWTDI: rifle, pistol, flamethrower, fists...
• Nite-Owl: cool use of technology
• Silk Spectre: sleak, beautiful, powerful
• Rorshach: it knows, it cares, and it will keep at the problem when everyone else gives up

Please add your own jokes about Dollar Bill, Mothman, Hooded Justice, etc. 8-)