Ok, ok.. this is mine.. :o)

AM: What happen?
Ty: Someone flies up us the river.
Mn: We get ocean.
AM: What!
Mn: Main screen barfs on.
AM: It's you!!
Ja: How are you gentlemen!!
Ja: All your lake are belong to us.
Ja: You are on the way to pond.
AM: What you run?
Ja: You have no chance to giggle make your time.
Ja: Ha ha ha