The forks are extra special; they are made out of finely woven threads.

OK, I will do the floors, but PLEASE don't ask me to clean Windows! I am only one man for gods sake! :)

As linux user i refuse to clean Windows too ;-)

MH

Looking at the last two phrases ('musing the Monastery', 'rifling the Monastery'), I suspect that was added as a quick hack, like so:

my @words = qw( studying musing rifling );
printf "Others %s the Monastery", $words[ int rand @words ];
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... so the code probably doesn't yet handle special cases. I don't know how hard it would be to add that, as I have ~300 XP until I'm eligible for pmdev. :)

If your example were correct, wouldn't you simply do something like:

my @terms =('studying in', 'musing over', 'rifling through',
            'threading camels through a needle at' );
printf "Others %s the Monastery", $words[ int rand @words ];
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and get the desired result? I'm going to guess that the terms must come from a whitespace-delimited (undisclosed) storage location that doesn't parse phrases properly. But then again, it's only a guess, and I could be entirely wrong...