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A Bad Limerick

by mischief (Hermit)
on Apr 12, 2001 at 16:15 UTC ( #72030=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

There once was a module Bone::Easy
that was meant to get girls to please me.
I tried it one day
and to my dismay,
I was slapped for being so cheesy.

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Re: A Bad Limerick
by dws (Chancellor) on Apr 13, 2001 at 04:39 UTC
    What you wished had happened...

    Once, in chatter most breezy,
    I happened to mention Bone::Easy.
    You could have heard a pin drop,
    Then 'twas off with her top,
    And the rest of the evening was sleazy.

by AgentM (Curate) on Apr 12, 2001 at 23:08 UTC
    There once was an agent AgentM,
    of perlmonks he was la creme de la creme.
    His use of the Bone::Easy mod
    was complemented by his incredible bod,
    and now he is surrounded by women.
    Note:This is a very poor example of a 500th node.
    AgentM Systems nor Nasca Enterprises nor Bone::Easy nor Macperl is responsible for the comments made by AgentM. Remember, you can build any logical system with NOR.
Worse and worse
by Coleoid (Sexton) on Apr 17, 2001 at 08:48 UTC
    There was a young hacker of Perl
    Who hungered to pick up a girl
    He gave her a lift,
    Then he popped on her shift,
    And since then his pipe's got a curl.

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