What's the one thing we charish most, that's right, our bible, Programming Perl.

This might be a little farfetched but how about a Special PM edition.

my $name = 'Ben Kittrell';
$name=~s/^(.+)\s(.).+$/\L$1$2/g;
my $nick = 'tha' . $name . 'sta';
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