Bumper stickers/Slogans:

• PM encircled by an oval, ala the European country stickers.
• XPW, Same as above.
• A trollish silhouette, surrounded by a red circle with a slash.
• Red circle/Slash: /.
• "Real PH's don't let other PH's use MSA."
• "Perl hackers use CGI;"
• "Thou Shalt Use <CODE> tags"

Tchotchkes:

• Little Buddha Antenna balls.
• Plaster Buddha statues (not for use in Afghanistan).
• Official PM hookas.
• *Real* Coffee Mugs (e.g. 20 oz or better).
• Erudil's Camel on coasters...perfect for those intra-cube flinging parties.
• "Steins"
• Anonymous Monk Silver Bullets...for use on those who really want them.
• Action Figures (...oh, wait...)
• And (of course) "PerlMonks: The Flame Thrower (It's a real hit with the kids...)"

--f

Update: In reply to knobunc's reply below:

I'm aware of that, however, I'm thinking I'd rather any proceeds from the sale go to The Fearless Leader instead of CmdrTaco. Frankly, I like the Monastery better than Slashdot.