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(crazyinsomniac) Re: Biggest clue you don't want the job you're offered

by crazyinsomniac (Prior)
on Apr 04, 2001 at 01:49 UTC ( #69490=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to Biggest clue you don't want the job you're offered

Language/OS you'd be using - as long as i cam dogpaddle, i am truly not that concerned.

Commute/Relocation necessary - how far? is a car part of the deal?

Work Environment - my corner? my music? client interaction < %50? bring it on.

Pants required - $takejob=($pants_required>%70)?'consider $$ for final answer':'yes';

Dress code - **see about pants.(I would like to own another suit, and not one I last wore when i was 4)

Poor wages - what's a poor wage?(after diving for beer bottles in garbage cans, very little seems like poor wage)

(vroom|CowboyNeal) working in the cubicle next to you - Will they be making fun of me/my ability? Can I make fun of them? What about alcohol while programming?

Disclaimer: Don't blame. It came from inside the void

perl -e "$q=$_;map({chr unpack qq;H*;,$_}split(q;;,q*H*));print;$q/$q;"

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