in reply to Of the following Wizardly beings, which is most likely to be a regular Perl user?

Wizard of Oz, for sure. What other programming language can make an average man seem like a wizard in the eyes of his peers?

I'm disappointed in the list, though, because the author seems to have a very loose definition of "wizardly beings"... Count Chocula? Spock? Even Professor X is stretching it a bit, but he is indeed wizardly compared to those two.