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wombat
What you say!! I got XP as a result of this quest! I just upvoted the comments until I got one point! :-D Seriously. How 'bout we get no points now, but 20 points if you use one of our ideas as a future poll. <br><br>
<B><U>What do you take into the bath/shower with you?</b></u><ul>
<li>A rubber duck
<li>A rubber camel
<li>A waterproof pen so I can code by writing on the walls.
<li>An umbrella (so I don't get wet)
<li>Why shower?
<li>Vroom/Cowboy Neil</ul>
<B><U>What's the best way to prank your cubicle/office mate</u></b>
<UL><Li>The old underwear up the company flagpole routine
<li>Forging a note from the boss stating that the next project is to be coded in Aramaic.
<li>Angry lobsters in the desk drawer!
<li>Waiting until they pass out from too much coding, tying them to their chair, naked, with a note taped to their chest saying "Have a happy Saturnalia", covering them in office condiments such as non-dairy creamer, and then wheeling them to a department on the other side of the building.
<li>Replace his Perl binaries with Ruby.</ul>
<B><U>What does PERL stand for?</u></b>
<UL><Li>Partially Etherial Religious Life
<li>Patented Evil-Removing Language
<li>Poingent Erudite Ribald Lecture
<li>Painless Effervescent Radient Lingo
<li>Pasty Elastic Relaxing Larry
<li>Very Respected Object Oriented Manufacturer</ul>
<B><U>What's the best part about the Monastery?</u></b>
<ul><li>Our holy water is Mountain Dew.
<lI>"Hail Larry" rhymes with "Hail Mary"
<li>Fewer difficult names (such as Zerubbabel, Eliakim, and Rehoboam) in our holy texts.
<li>CPAN gives us a limited sense of what omniscience feels like.
<li>We all really dig eachother!</ul>
I'm gonna add more! Just you wait!<br><br>
~W
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