Update: CowboyNeal.

Which would you rather give up:

• CowboyNeal
• Perl
,
• mustard,
• or DVD's?

Before Perl, I coded mostly in:

• Pascal,
• VB,
• C,
• Cobol,
• Basic,
• Klingon

When I code, I listen primarily to:

• CowboyNeal
• Rock,
• Pop,
• Techno
• Rap,
• R&B,
• Oldies,
• Classical,
• "Alternative",
• Kenny G. Rules!,
• The little voice sings for me.

My job is:

• full of Perl Monks,
• Perl Friendly,
• Perl Hostile
• Perl Bailey?

Right now, my boss thinks that I'm:

• CowboyNeal
• coding,
• documenting,
• doing a status report,
• which boss?,
• working late..mmm kay?

My primary O/S is:

• Unix,
• Linux,
• BeOs,
• *BSD
• Windows,
• OS/2
• DOS
• I wrote my own O/S

I use a:

• PC
• Mac
• Dumb terminal
• C64
• Timex Sinclair
• Rock and stick make noise

Computers have:

• Made me socially inept
• Brought me out of my shell a little
• Made me the HIT of my office
• given me access to more military plans than I thought imaginable
• Made me a porn star!

-OzzyOsbourne