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Another key to success:existence.
(I know, I know. By Xmas. Sooner if I'd get off my fat lazy ass and help! (Or would it?))
call it version 1.0
destroy all evidence that I tried
pay someone else to do it for me
have some cake
try two more times so my failure is statistically significant
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