I joined PerlMonks because I wanted to learn about Perl, but now I stay because...
- I want to learn about Perl
- I like to teach people about Perl
- I found a case of the most excellent red in the cellar, and I ain't leaving till it's empty [hic!]
- I'm a member of the illuminati, and I know where you live!
- It's a great pick-up joint
- I haven't got my pony yet!
- I dropped my car keys somewhere and I can't find them :<
- I'm addicted to the ChatterBox
- I've become an XP whore
- I'm waiting for paco's next question
Update:Noticed a presence in the CB just now, and realised that I missed an obvious one (pony) ;)