I can't think of a poll that's had more good options. I vote this Best PerlMonks Poll Ever.

Well, most of the options are just not my own work. And another (IMHO) good one that unfortunately occurs to me only now is:

• if they trick $SIG{__DIE__} suitably

As far as the possibility of "voting" it is concerned, I had already proposed in the past a (meta-?)poll about the best past poll, but it was not accepted. Perhaps it was "kinda too much".

And an additional ++ to blazar for your admirable spirit... you're an inspiration to us all.

Thank you for your kind words, I've never thought of myself as of being an inspiration to anyone either before or after the disease. I'm just keeping on fighting.