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Re: Chuck Norris fortune replacementby jZed (Prior) |
on Oct 08, 2007 at 06:38 UTC ( [id://643402]=note: print w/replies, xml ) | Need Help?? |
When Chuck Norris writes a Perl program, all statements DIE!
When Chuck Norris writes subroutines, they never return because they are too afraid of Chuck. Chuck Norris doesn't use next or last to break out of loops - the loops wouldn't dare to try to keep him in.
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