apologies to Trent


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apologies to Trent

by -arc- (Monk)

on Sep 10, 2007 at 20:50 UTC ( [id://638167]=poem: print w/replies, xml )

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I wrote some scripts today
To see if this will work
I focus on the screen
Our PM is a jerk
My mobile bleeps again
the old annoying ring
try to drown it in a cup
but I can still hear everything

What have I become?
My geeky friend
Everyone I know
goes home in the end
You can have it all
My empire of Perl
I will sit you down
I will make you code

I wear this iPod set
upon my office chair
All these broken tests
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of tea
Documents disappear
You are in the pub
I am still sat here

What have I become?
My geeky friend
Everyone I know
goes home in the end
You can have it all
My empire of Perl
I will sit you down
I will make you code

If I could start again
a million bytes away
I would leave this job
I would find a way...

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Re: apologies to Trent by nimdokk (Vicar) on Sep 11, 2007 at 12:43 UTC
Call me weird, but I heard Kurt in there as well (maybe because I was just listening to a cover of "Smells Like Teen Spirit").	[reply]
Re^2: apologies to Trent by -arc- (Monk) on Sep 12, 2007 at 15:57 UTC
Ooh, it wasn't intentional, but perhaps my subconcious had other ideas. For my next trick I will attempt a rendition of 'Jesus Christ, Perl!'	[reply]

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