R0z3z 4r3 R3d


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R0z3z 4r3 R3d

by dws (Chancellor)

on Mar 10, 2001 at 12:49 UTC ( #63450=poem: print w/replies, xml )

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On inspecting an unnamed freeware Perl discussion board package of dubious quality.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Taint check your scripts,
0r 1 w1ll 0wn u.

Roses are red,
Tulips are fine,
Eval that param,
And u'r b0x w1ll b3 m1n3.

Roses are funny,
But this code is a hoot.
open() that $string,
And z00n 1'l h4v3 r00t!

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Re: R0z3z 4r3 R3d by billyak (Friar) on Mar 13, 2001 at 06:04 UTC
As a proud owner of all three perl shirts available to my knowledge (from thinkgeek.com), I would really love to see these on a shirt. All three are absolutely halarious. Great job.	[reply]
Re: Re: R0z3z 4r3 R3d by one4k4 (Hermit) on Mar 13, 2001 at 18:57 UTC
I agree, this would most definitally '0wn' if it were on a shirt. In some nice 'code poet'-ish font, all purtty and stuff. Then people would read it, and realize what it said.	[reply]
Re: R0z3z 4r3 R3d by muzakfetch (Scribe) on Apr 05, 2001 at 03:24 UTC
heh, as always. Kiddie language is great for a chuckle!	[reply]
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