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R0z3z 4r3 R3d

by dws (Chancellor)
on Mar 10, 2001 at 12:49 UTC ( #63450=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

On inspecting an unnamed freeware Perl discussion board package of dubious quality.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Taint check your scripts,
0r 1 w1ll 0wn u.

Roses are red,
Tulips are fine,
Eval that param,
And u'r b0x w1ll b3 m1n3.

Roses are funny,
But this code is a hoot.
open() that $string,
And z00n 1'l h4v3 r00t!

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Re: R0z3z 4r3 R3d
by billyak (Friar) on Mar 13, 2001 at 06:04 UTC
    As a proud owner of all three perl shirts available to my knowledge (from thinkgeek.com), I would really love to see these on a shirt.

    All three are absolutely halarious. Great job.

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      I agree, this would most definitally '0wn' if it were on a shirt. In some nice 'code poet'-ish font, all purtty and stuff. Then people would read it, and realize what it said.
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Re: R0z3z 4r3 R3d
by muzakfetch (Scribe) on Apr 05, 2001 at 03:24 UTC
    heh, as always. Kiddie language is great for a chuckle!
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