This makes me wonder what a Klingon distribution of Perl would look like. First, it would probably be called something like Battle Perl.
- Certainly functions like exec, chop, chomp, kill, split would take on new definitions.
- Some functions would probably be renamed, ie seek would become hunt
- Others such as sleep may disappear altogether
As for die it could only have two possible arguments:
die ('without honor');
# exits quietly after deleting its own source code
die ('with honor');
# forcibly terminates process after wreaking havoc with OS and hardwar