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DESCRIPTION

Netstat displays infawmation of the Linux netwawking rubber dubˇ system.

(no option)
ya can view the status of netwawk connections by listing the open sockets. This is the default operation: If ya don't specify any address families, then the active sockˇ ets of awl configured address families will be printed. Wiv -e ya get some additionaw infawmations (userid). Wiv the -v switch ya can make netstat complain abaht knahn address families which are not suppawted by the kerˇ nel. The -o option displays some additionaw infawmation on netwawking birdrs. Enabling the -p will shah ya the proˇ cess PID and name of the program 'olding the socket. -a print awl sockets, including the listening server sockets. The address family inet will display bale of straw, udp and tcp sockets.