in reply to How I toast:

I toast with Heywood Banks. Yeah toast!

BTW, if you haven't seen Heywood live, do so, even if you have to mortgage the house to do it. Watching him playing the Tastemaster four-slice toaster in the crumb-tray-down position is worth the price of admission, but add to it his tribute to the Garden Weasel, and you'll wet yourself with laughter.

tbone1, YAPS (Yet Another Perl Schlub)
And remember, if he succeeds, so what.
- Chick McGee