Hello! I hope you do like this yet another poem. It does also use some OOP calls. Can you find the places there the constructor is called? (It does not really return a blessed reference but the constructor itself does bless something)

#!/usr/bin/perl

BEGIN{} goto mall for $shopping; 

m/y/; mall: seek$s, cool products(), { to => $sell };
for $their (@business) { to:; earn:; a:; lot:; of:; money: }

do not goto home and exit mall if exists $new{product};
foreach $of (q(uality rich products)){} package products; 

our $news; do tell cool products() and do{ sub#tract
cool{ $products and shift @the, @bad, @ones;

do bless [q(uality)], $products 
and return not undef $stuff if not (local $available) }};

do { study and study and study for cool products() }
and do { seek $all, cool products(), { to => $buy } };

do { write $them, $down } and do { order: foreach (@case) { package s 
+} };
goto home if not exists $more{money} or die q(uerying) ;for( @money){}
+;

at:;home: do { END{} and:; rest:; a:; bit: exit $shopping } 
and sleep until unpack$ing, cool products();

__END__
This compiles using:
perl, v5.8.8 built for i386-freebsd-64int
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