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Re: My favorite food for feasting: (bias)

by tye (Sage)
on Nov 13, 2006 at 21:50 UTC ( [id://583842] : note . print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to My favorite food for feasting:

Just because you are too insensitive to hear the beans scream, doesn't mean you didn't murder them when you had that tofu made for you. So, if you didn't have such an unreasonable bias against life forms outside your own kingdom, you'd have made that last item "dead bean parts", of course.

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The harsh truth of tofu
by Molt (Chaplain) on Nov 15, 2006 at 17:17 UTC

    You do know that beans are evil and they're planning to kill us in our sleep, don't you? They need to be put in their place, and that place is tofu.

    We can only be saved if we team up with the cows and sheep to stop them in the long-term though.

    ..and that is why I'm vegetarian, no point antagonising the allies.