"I'd like to be home, with my monkey and my dog..."
"I'd like to be home, with my monkey and my dog..."
"I'd like to be home, with my monkey and my dog..."
"I don't care, shut up, play the record."

-ahem-

In my mind, if it's in the animal kingdom, it's meat. Which includes fish, chicken, snails, crickets, cows, whatever. Which makes me wonder. Would a cricket be considered white meat?